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The AR in AR-15 stands for "annihilating rabbits" and if you know anything about guns you know that it has the exact capabilities of your grandfather's rabbit-hunting gun

The “AR” in AR-15 actually stands for Ayn Rand, and the 15 is for the age you should realize her philosophy is poison

— Nate Patrin (@natepatrin) March 1, 2018

sorry you dumb libs, but the AR in AR-15 stands for "a revolver," the type of gun it is

and the 15 is a misprint; it was supposed to be 51 in honor of the Guam statehood movement, but six guns had already been made when they caught the typo so there was nothing they could do

— Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) March 1, 2018

the AR in AR-15 stands for Atheist Religion, in a nod to @NRA founder adolf hitler

— DougExeter (@DougExeter) March 1, 2018

“AR” in AR-15 actually stands for “Ariana gRande”

— Asawin Suebsaeng (@swin24) March 1, 2018

"AR" stands for "Al dente Ravioli"

— foe sure (@EdgarAllanFoe) March 2, 2018

The "AR" in AR-15 stands for American Revolution, which means it's covered by the second amendment.

— Eric Wagner (@NotEricWagner) March 3, 2018

The "AR" in AR-15 doesn't stand for Assault Rifle. "A" stands for the Air, the Holy Fool of creation. "R" refers to the Solar Wheel, the Perfected Self that dieth not, just as the sun does not die when it dippeth below the horizon.

15 is the number of the Alchymical Marriage.

— G. R. Dubbs (@GRDubbs) March 3, 2018

Not sure if you knew this, but the "AR" in AR-15 actually stands for "Al Roker." pic.twitter.com/OOhvBnvsql

— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) March 1, 2018

The AR in AR-15 actually stands for Agamemnon's Revenge and it's what you get when you eat 15 gyros.

— 1.21 JJ Watts (@Chigurh_Crash) March 3, 2018

AR does NOT STAND for "ASSAULT RIFLE." It stands for "ALRIGHT RIGATONI," and is a pre-made, microwaveable pasta of the UTMOST QUALITY.

How are we supposed to talk Italian Cuisine when you DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT.

— Danger Manhattan (@Carlo_Ren16) March 3, 2018

actually the AR in AR-15 stands for acceleration times resistance, and the 15 is a unitless offset

— internet dot com (@ex_lion_tamer) March 3, 2018

The "AR" in AR15 actually stands for (Oh she really came THAT way?) AwRight pic.twitter.com/Tb8NIH4zKS

— The Gay Burn Book (@SouthernHomo) March 2, 2018

Hey Lefties, “AR” does NOT stand for “assault rifle.” It stands for “Axl Rose.” You want to take us down to Paradise City but you don’t know jack about Paradise City. See the problem?

— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) March 2, 2018

The AR in AR-15 stands for ARRRRRR like a pirate.

— Sk8r boi (@wasp_kid) March 3, 2018

Lot of people think AR-15 stands for “Assault Rifle” which is absolutely false. It really stands for “Anime is Real”

— Estephan (@estabrawn) March 3, 2018

The AR in AR-15 stands for Alternative Rock

— Tim Shermer (@timshermer) March 1, 2018

The AR in AR-15 actually stands for Amnat Ruenroeng and the 15 commemorates the prison stretch he served pic.twitter.com/0nuDiCsVBj

— DICK HERCULES (@RatCatcherMpls) March 2, 2018

listen up liberals. I’m a firearms expert. The “AR” in “AR-15” stands for Arthur Reed, the aardvark protagonist of the hit cartoon television program, “Arthur.” The “15” commemorates the critically acclaimed 15th season, when Arthur drops out of 3rd grade to become a drone pilot

— stockton g (@stockton_ag) March 1, 2018

You're all wrong.

The AR stands for Antonio bandeRas.

— Emily G (On the Babylonian Video Box) (@EmilyGorcenski) March 1, 2018

the AR in AR-15 stands for ARe you ever going to stop doing this joke

— 🔥H E L L D U D E🔥 (@muhmentions) March 3, 2018